Gonzalo Higuain's debut hat-trick, Juventus equal themselves and Rodrigo Taddei revival as Susy Campanale rounds up the Week 33 curios.
Adel Taarabt's wild tales, Edy Reja bets the entire Lazio transfer budget and Mauro Icardi dignity as Susy Campanale finds the quotes of the week.
Erick Thohir cries as everyone else laughs, Milan do horoscopes and Alessandro Matri's secret identity in Susy Campanale's quotes of the week.
Inter failed their first penalty of the season, Roma ended their Sardinian taboo and Luca Toni made Verona history as Susy Campanale rounds up Serie A stats.
Napoli terminated several Juventus records, Atalanta hit new heights and Ricky Kaka marked his 300th Milan game in Susy Campanale's Serie A stats.
Sinisa Mihajlovic chucks Juliet, Walter Mazzarri bites the bottle and Vincenzo Montella picks ugly players in Susy Campanale’s quotes round-up.
Parma's record ends where it began, Francesco Totti hit 700, Atalanta matched their best and Milan thrived in Florence as Susy Campanale rounds up the stats.
Clarence Seedorf takes the builder's approach, Sinisa Mihajlovic quotes Dante and Rafa Benitez explains Napoli's style as Susy Campanale has the silliest comments.
Inter confirm their Atalanta taboo, Antonio Di Natale sets another record and Sampdoria go mad with Verona as Susy Campanale has the Serie A curios.
Edy Reja finds criticism a bit too spicy, ultras lose the plot and Rudi Garcia doesn't do close dancing as Susy Campanale finds daft quotes.