Thursday October 25 2018
‘Chiellini, Bonucci can come to Harvard’

Harvard University’s assistant soccer coach would welcome Giorgio Chiellini and Leonardo Bonucci - “Chiellini’s nose could be donated to science…”

Following Juventus’ 1-0 win over Manchester United in the Champions League on Tuesday, Jose Mourinho said the pair should teach defending at Harvard.

“I’ve thought about it,” said Francesco D’Agostino, as reported by TuttoJuve.

“Chiellini should teach a medical doctorate. His nose, which has been broken a thousand times, could be donated to science.

“For Bonucci a psychology class, that Juventus-Milan-Juventus journey risks causing a split personality.

“Joking aside, I agree with Mourinho, they’re two academics of the defence. If they could see them up close, my team would concede fewer goals.”