Udinese director Gino Pozzo insists that Alexis Sanchez is going nowhere in the January transfer window.
The 22-year-old Chile international has attracted inquiries from Inter and Chelsea in recent weeks.
"We will put a notice in our supermarket with the following slogan written on it: 'closed for the holidays until January 31'," Pozzo said.
"We have a technical project and we want to carry it forward."
Reflecting on yesterday's stunning 3-1 victory over Inter, he said: "We played on an equal footing with the world champions."
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